Your tongue-in-cheek guide to the golden years you didn't know you wanted.

Retirement advice from someone who's already on the other side. (And yes, the WiFi is fine.)

Four freshly baked baguettes cooling on a wire rack on a kitchen counter, with a living room with couches and wooden flooring in the background.
A glass jar filled with a frothy, creamy substance, likely whipped sourdough starter, on a wooden surface with scattered flour; background includes a jar with a sealed lid and a bowl with dough.
Two people wearing blue gloves mixing a large bowl of kimchi with vegetables on a wooden table surrounded by small bowls of spices and ingredients.
An elderly couple mountain biking on a trail with scenic mountain views and a partly cloudy sky in the background.
A spoonful of creamy yoghurt being lifted from a glass jar.
Steaming coffee being brewed in an espresso machine with a white ceramic mug underneath, on a wooden countertop with kitchen utensils and bowls in the background.